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Administering a handjob during a rollercoaster ride. The combined adrenaline from the coaster ride as well as the handjob itself can bring about a severely fast pace in heartbeat, potentially leading to a heart attack among older men and weak boys, and maybe even the squat woman performing them.
My chest is killing me after she jerked me off on The Demon, I thought my heart was going to explode during the heart attack handjob.
Roberts not talking to me anymore since Mary gave me the heart attack handjob and i sprayed him in the face.
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A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.
Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice
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A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
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Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...
Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...
Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!
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When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly
Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"
(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.
Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.
Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.
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A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.
"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
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