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When your skanky-cunty ex girlfriend nibbles your ear during makeup sex.
“What’s wrong with your ear”? “Oh it’s just a skunt bite”
When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
Some ugly ass kid witha nose like the sharingan with some next sanke bites on his nose he constantly has mood swing and is buit like leter griffen from family guy. Muffin head shaped ass boy
A boy who has to take a shower cuz his mom beats hin for no reason
He is a fish
Snake bite bitch is a waste man
The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.
AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!
A very angry and hungry midget
Oh wow look at that! that midget has gone Banana's almost like an angry little bites