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If you say something happens over your dead body, you mean that you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening.
John: i wana bang your sister, honey!
Wife: (pissed) over my dead body, remf!
John: (thinks) well, I couldn't have described your body better...
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First you kill them obviously then put them in car thej after burn car and any other evidence there is along with the car
Omg I need to know how to hide a dead body
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This is when one experiences something so amazing that it stimulates the entire body, mind, and soul, from head to toe. It is truly rattling in one of the most pleasurable ways imaginable, and this phrase should be used sparingly and with utmost sincerity.
Example #1
Tony: "That was by far the best sex I've ever had."
Sally: "No kiddin', that was a Total Body Orgasm (TBO)!"
Example #2
Miles: "Hey Tyler, how's that chocolate molten lava cake treating you?"
Tyler: "...."
Tyler's Mother: "Miles, just look at Tyler. His eyes are rolled back, he's drooling, his body is trembling and his pants are clearly stained. Obviously, he is experiencing a Total Body Orgasm (TBO). Waiter, I'd like to order one of those delicious cakes as well!"
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A specification of the mind-body problem in which the "body" or more specifically object external to the human body represents the physically far emerging from the past and "space" represents the physically near emerging from the future.
The divergent contiguity of an object external to the human body.
The divergence of an object no matter how close to the whole of a human body being "far" or in the past if there is space or "future" separating the object and the human body ("now"). Inversely, any constituent part of the human body is "now" or in the present because it is contiguous with the "whole" of the body even if a constituent part of the body is farther away from the center of the body than the separated object.
Implies that the farther external contiguity is away from internal contiguity (the human body) the more likely it is to be a holograph or expression (holomorph) in contrast to an isograph or appearance (isomorph).
"Touch" establishes contiguity between the object and the body and unites the two objects in the illusion of now.
Space-body divergence resolves mind-body duality with mind-body contiguity in contrast to mind-body congruity.
The space-body problem says that the human body is "now," the space separating the object and the body is "future," and the separated object is "past." This implies that the mind and body are isomorphic (have the same source point).
More meta-specifically space-body contiguity implies that consciousness or the "mind" emerges from space metamorphically to gravity's colinearity to time.
Thus space-body contiguity is actually mind-space colinearity or mind-space metamorphicity.
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The thing that will help you get hired and keep you out of trouble in a lot of situations
Most people that work there have female body parts, I think that’s one of the job requirements.
The people with female body parts rarely, if ever, get into trouble.
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when a kid from jersey gets too high off colorado chronic and starts twitching uncontrollably.
im straight tweek body rocked off the GDP
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Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.
A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.
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