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cleaning your book

to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend

Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.

by DaMaxEPad January 16, 2011

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like a children's book

A simile describing the simplicity with which one was read.

Though similar to like a book, the phrase claims a significantly more derogatory connotation.

Woman: I was just trying to play hard to get...

Man: (Exhaling cigarette smoke) Yeah, I read you like a children's book.

by Mierk March 25, 2009

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Burn Book Online

A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.

In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.

A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.

by Sir Burner June 3, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alabama phone book

a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.

I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.

by jake gouta May 1, 2015

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Snapchat rule book

1) don't just send pictures of random things and blank screens. Show your face
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely

Hey check the snapchat rule book

by Realdeal777 December 20, 2016


agnostic book of caustic

A book that rivals the bible in manner of words and format, but is done in an agnostic editorial style.

Man, don't preach to me till your read the Agnostic Book of Caustic.

by Dr Michael Shriverhelm February 15, 2014


a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022