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When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra
I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee
(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.
Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.
Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.
Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.
I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.
Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.
"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."
Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.
Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.
An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.
When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache
Either titty fucking a girl, or letting her straddle your cock - you ejaculate under her chin, letting the pool of semen spill down the side of her neck creating a bowtie effect.
I Boston Bowtied the fuck out of her last night...