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A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!
Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"
Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"
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The pay-by -the-hour type motel where you don’t really wanna be caught dead and are also slightly terrified might have at least one contagious disease on any given surface...still, you find yourself frequenting this type of establishment when the urge you feel and itch you need to scratch to turn up and have a quickie must be scratched.
‘See you at the ‘bump ‘n f**k’ in an hour...don’t forget to bring cash and your ID!! ....And possibly some antibiotics!!!”
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When one person snorts a line and spits the drip into another person's mouth while both people are wearing Adidas track suits.
I watched to yugoslavian male strippers do a Chechen key bump last night. I'm a different person.
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To take the upper hand in a situation,
by forcing the other person to face the
consequences of your actions.
Another way of saying:
to win by making someone else the loser
to give someone the losing hand
to give someone the raw end of the deal
to give someone the short end of the stick
to give someone the runaround
to give someone the shortest straw
to give someone the shaft
to take someone to the bank
to take someone to the cleaners
to really take a bath on this one
to pull one over on someone
to kick a friend in the nuts
to get your back scratched but not scratch theirs
to bend someone over the barrel
to have someone's balls in a sling
to do someone from behind without a reach around
Two friends riding in a car in the dark
come upon a speed bump, and the driver,
with a bit of regret in his voice,
apologetically tells the passenger:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to roll you over the bump on this one."
It can be used in any situation where one person
tells another that they are going to take the advantage,
and the other person is going to pay the penalty.
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A normal fist bump, but right after you act as if your fingers are sparkles streaming down.
Usually called so as not to sound girly by saying "Sparkle Fist Bump"
SurferDude1: That was a wicked move, maaaan!
SurferDude2: Iknow riiiigghh?
*fist bump flash*
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A member of the bear family who's footsteps sound almost exactly to that of a trunk with bump in it. The big bump bear is the natural predator to any other bear.
It was reported on June 3, 2003, that two teenagers in Pennsylvania scared away a grizzly bear by turning on their speakers to have bump in their trunk which then resembled the exact sound of a big bump bear which then scared away the grizzly bear.
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