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A chocolate-raspberry variety of marijuana brownie that is so tasty it is near orgasmic.
My freind made chocolate razzgasms yesterday, and I'm still a little high!
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When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
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When you decide to ejaculate on a Chocolate Sunday and serve it to a naughty customer.
Dylan: That dude was sure an asshole, right?
Taylor: I know, I gave him a Chocolate Cumday.
Simultaneously: Nice!
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When a lady bends over while wearing a G-string and you can still see her butt hole on both sides.
That stripper should be tipped extra for showing us her chocolate sunrise.
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A.K.A. Diabetes in a bowl
A delicious desert treat invented and patented by the What's Your Beef? Food Stuffs Corp. It's ingredient's include a base of chocolate ice cream, topped with Cocoa Puffs, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate chips, and doused in chocolate milk. It is then stirred into a paste, which is then eaten.
"Oh dear god! I ate this chocolate concoction, and now I need my insulin! Quick! Oh God, I'm fading.... Someone..... grab the needle...... before its too....."
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The female genitalia of a dark skinned black woman.
I overheard you recently vacationed to Nigeria, did you get lucky and have some of that strawberry chocolate?
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The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.
Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.
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