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When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.
Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?
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When you submerge your dick and balls into ice cold water and once completely numb, fuck your girl.
“Bro last night was crazy, ‘the cold front’ came through while we were fucking.”
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Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.
Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.
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The act of shoving ice into the vagina while the person is soaked in honey.
Bob was cold and sweet in bed last night.
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A popular weather term for periods in the winter with cold stagnant air and inversions in the valleys, but fresh and warm air up in the mountains. Called "fake" because there is no cold air source other than what the inversion itself creates.
'Cold gloomy days and ice showers in the valley basin were actually caused by fake cold. Everyone outside the basin had enjoyed the warmth of spring for several days on end.'
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Characterizing someone who so much wants to offend someone else that he behaves with no sympathy or concern for the other person.
My sister was bold cold when I asked if she wanted to play video games with me on my birthday. Needless to say, we didn't.
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testing the temperature by judging if your nipple is hardened and visible through a t shirt
bob : " man its kinda cold"
bitch : " hmm not really"
bob : " your nipples dont say so, they passed the cold test right there!"
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