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Formally known as redbull vodkas, voddy redbulls or something of the sort
Fark I had too much peasant crack last night.... feeling peasantish this morning
trying to fuck (have sexual intercourse)
hey bob, you tryna crack tonight??
Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!
Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.
A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.
Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????
Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.
An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)
"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"
"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"
"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"
" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."
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"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"
The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.
Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.