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The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part
I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.
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a crush that never developed into a relationship and was walked away from before having to say goodbye or get hurt
Jason and I were never in a relationship. All he was was my perfect crush.
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The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards
Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"
The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"
The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls
Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"
Joke courtesy of HIMYM
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A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)
You have a crush on HIM? EW.
Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.
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when ones castle is crushed; sex
What are you doin crushing the castle.
I crushed Cassie's castle last night.
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1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.
2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.
3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.
Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
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