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david blanco

a kid with small calves and musles who dreams to one day be just like a vitela

that kid is such a david blanco

by ghdklgtheagkhdnf;klsgheig March 23, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Cole

The only thing to say is DAAAAYUUUUMMM
you'sa babe

(Please! Publish! ;)
Hahahha

Hey is that David Cole in the sky?!?!?!

-Yeah, haven't you heard he's god?

by wer23465 January 14, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

The guy everyone secretly finds really annoing and strange. They need a seriouse talking to.

David is gay

by Donkeykiller2.0 July 15, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

The gayest person youll meet

Oh no look itโ€™s David

by Im not a fucking David May 30, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


david cross

Comedian actor, proably best known as "tobias funke" from arrested devlopment, his works often feature hilarious poltical oriented humor. His comedy CDs include, the hilarious "shut up you fucking baby" and "It's not funny". One of the two best of my generations comedians, him and sarah silverman.

sample from David cross's "shut up you fucking baby" " One of the good things that have come out of this war is alot of bad country music"

by roacho666 September 16, 2007

224๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo David

The stereotypical emo boy, can be used to describe any over the top emo male. (Think Mary-Sue in a badly written fan fic)

Emo David is bi and proud.
Emo David has black hair that he dyed himself, with bangs over his eyes. He even highlights his bangs sometimes.
Emo David's eyes are framed in black eyeliner that look like they've been painted on by a 4 yr old who isn't particularly talented at art.
Emo David writes poor poetry, a lot.
Emo David loves Fall Out Boy and Panic *insert superfluous punctuation mark here* at the Disco.
Emo David thinks Trivium is hardcore metal.
Emo David wears bottle-thick glasses.
Emo David wears aforementioned glasses even though his eyesight is fine and doesn't actually need them.
Emo David loves to take photographs of himself at weird angles.
Emo David cries in the corner of his room when he isn't in his friends' myspace top 8.
Emo David wears his sister's trousers.
Emo David goes to concerts and plays the air guitar whilst attempting to mosh.
Emo David slits his wrists and wears short sleeved shirts so everyone can know that he's a 'true' emo.
Emo David's acoustic guitar is his best friend. Ever.
Emo David loves to insert lots of "X"s into his screenames. Eg: xXHeartsXofXbleedingXpainXx

Person 1: Steve is such an Emo David.
Person 2: Yeah, totally.

by Rebecca Rocker December 11, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


David Tyree

Currently, Tyree is a wide receiver for the New York Giants. He went to Syracuse and was a 6th round draft pick. He didn't become well-known until his role in Super Bowl XLII.

First he caught a touchdown that put the Giants ahead in the fourth quarter. The Patriots scored after that, so the Giants had one drive to win the game. On 3rd and 5, Giants QB Eli Manning was almost sacked by 2+ Patriot defenders. Somehow he got away from all of them and threw the ball downfield. David Tyree caught the ball with his arm and his helmet, as his other arm was being held by Rodney Harrison.

That was the play of the game, and it has many names such as Helmet Catch, Double Miracle, David and Eliath, The Great Escape, The Great Helmet Escape Catch, etc.

This catch probably saved the game for the Giants, as Manning went on to throw a game-winning touchdown to WR Plaxico Burress, ending the Patriots' perfect season as they were 18-0 at the time. Now they get to be 18-1. Losers.

"What a play by Eli Manning! He eluded three sacks! And what a catch by David Tyree, with 58 seconds to go!"
-Bob Papa (yes, that is the real name of a broadcaster.)

by Not that girl October 2, 2008

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