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did you know its national send an ass pic day?
Wait today's the December 28th?
Yeah
December 3 write your boyfriend, significant other, girlfriend, or crush a long asf paragraph about them or how they changed your life it’s an Anniversary of love
Friend- you know what today is
Other person- December third
Friend- write a long asf paragraph to your gf
*other friend writes long paragraph to his gf and 6 yrs later he’s married to her bc he did that every December 3*
A day where everyone has to love and give blowjobs to your lord and saviour sexy boy arthur.
Hello sir, 27 December is a lovely date indeed.
my birthday is on december 8th and i’m not complaining ;)
worst day of December, but the happiest and thrilling people are born this day. but maybe this day will be different their parents forgetting their birthdays. that everyone will celebrate that christmas is in 6 days.
“when’s your birthday?”
“oh it’s december 19”
Super short people were born on this day.
Have you got a short friend?
Yes, than they were born on this day.
Absolutely the shortest person ever.
Yes, they need help reaching the top shelf.
Lend help because of their smallness chances Endure they need help to get a thing high up.
Apologies is when they ask you too many times.
Guy on tinder: When’s you b-day
Girl on tinder: December 27
Guy on tinder: Wow, I didn’t realize you were that short
If you were born on this day you will be the most popular person in the world.
Did you know Shawn Mendes was born December 29? No wonder he's famous.