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the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.
A device for sharpening dildos
My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty
When a dildo has become used too many times, aka the dick isn’t as hard as it used to be
“Kelly don’t use that one; it’s a dull dildo!”
when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"