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A feature of facebook which enables insecure upper middle class girls from the suburbs to make themselves feel heard, popular and befriended.
*status* "Why does life suck so much?"
*status* "Never give up on love <3"
Clearly, a girl trying to appeal to a large audience, in the hopes of getting recognition, and attention from her peers. The desire for the feeling of recognition and ultimatley importance, is why these kinds of status's exist on facebook.
Angelina: I can't believe my boyfriend broke up with me, i loved him!!! it was our third day together. I thought it was true love :(
Kate: OMG Angelina, i feel sooooo bad
*Angelina writes facebook status*
"I thought it was true love </3"
Attention seeking complete.
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Refusal to join facebook due to the completely rational fear of old girlfriends/boyfriends who may still have a hate-on for you after a disastrous break-up years ago.
Girl 1: Hey Carol, how come I couldn't find you on facebook?
Girl 2: No way, Jen! I seriously don't want some of those guys I went out with in college to find me. You remember Frank? He threw that "I hate Carol" party after we broke up? {shudders}
Girl 1: You've GOT to get over your facebook phobia and join the real world!
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The state where you're blocked from adding friend because you tried to add the friends THEY RECOMMENDED in the first place.
"I wanted to 'friend you, but I'm in Facebook Jail."
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We all know one, a girl who friends random guys and hooks up with them. This girl will also have somewhat revealing pictures that scream "LOOK AT ME!" dumb slut
Guy 1: yooo this girl wants to chill shes already sent me a nude pic!
Guy 2: Maaaan she is such a Facebook slut she inboxed me a pic of her in just panties the other fuckin day!
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An individual who secretly looks up people on facebook, going through albums, comments and personal information to piece together a picture of this person. Potentially developing into an obsession.
Tristan is a facebook stalker, he fs'ed the girl before he went on his date with her. By the time they were eating dinner, he already knew what things she liked and disliked.
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a Facebook coward is someone who posts something bold on your wall, and then blocks you to avoid getting the rebuttle
Angie is a facebook coward because she posted a contradictory message on my wall and before i could respond she blocked me.
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AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
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