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"I just failed my exam"
"It's ok to FAIL you just have to continue studying"

by bigdaddyfailure December 13, 2019


con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 07, 2016


Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

by xxxxChastick November 26, 2010


Big time failing

Failing catastrophically

Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021


Big time failing

Failing catastrophically

Something that's big time failing will obviously devolve into an unmitigated disaster if something isn't done.

by Sexydimma March 14, 2021


failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.

Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.

by quan ling ling dingle May 22, 2022


Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.

Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.

by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020