Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.
It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
Nibba, why the fuck you searching up this shit you prick... better be fucking your mom after reading this!!!!!!!!
Boom i failed at fucking my moms ass
When your taste buds are let down.
He was expecting diet coke, but when he actually drank bong water with cigarette butts, it was a flavor fail.
When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.
Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.
An indication that Kaido will rip the Samurai-Ninja-Furries alliance apart from fur to limb.
A godking commandment chanted by enlightened ones who can read and comprehend the 2D manga One Piece.
Usually hated upon by schizophrenic non believers and karens of the community.
"I don't know if Luffy will find the One Piece , but The Raid will Fail!!"
People accusing you of being an unfit partner when they all high as a kite.
When you get up every battling with depression and still do your best you can as a mom. You work till late making sure you can get school fees payed and your kids have clothes.
You people are a fail