Let me fall into the koi pond

The failure on a friend's part to step in and prevent a terrible situation from happening. In most instances, the friend not only fails to prevent the situation from happening, but makes an observable effort not to help. This is an allusion to The Office Episode where Jim leans back and allows Michael Scott to fall into a koi pond.

Dude I can't believe you didn't do anything back there. Way to let me fall into the koi pond, "friend"

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let the chips fall where they may

A figure of speech which means, "What happens happens."
"Let the imminent events unfold."

There, I told you all I know, so let the chips fall where they may.

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Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall

dipping your cellphone in ice water, shoving it in your ass hole while doing cartwheels and pressing vibrate repeatidly until you can easily shit.

also prevents constipation.

yesterday, kori did a Vibrating Polar Bear Water Fall. amber caught her, and video taped her crying.

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Activate my fall back game

To discretely remove oneself from an unfavourable or embarassing situation.

Marisa: I thought Michelle was waving to me, but it was actually Tyrone, I had to activate my fall back game.

Olmsted Falls High School

It’s honestly not that bad. The people who wrote the other definitions are just negative peices of shit who literally do nothing but complain about how bad school is and choose to hang out with terribly toxic friends . They also don’t do any work and then complain about how hard school is. The school system isn’t bad at all. So honestly if you have a positive outlook actually try and don’t have shitty friends you’ll be fine.

Vape bro: dude my dads so pissed I have an F in Bio like fuck you Mrs.G what the hell

Decent person: haha yeah the homework last week was pretty light though.
Vape bro: hahaha omg fuck that I literally don’t do hw or study for this class lmao

Bitch: omg I hate my life my teacher dress coded me because she could see my nipple I’m gonna kill my self

Friend: I have suicidal thoughts I feel like people are so insensitive

Bitch: OMG HOW COULD THIS WORLD BE SO CRUEL AND INSENSITIVE LIKE WHO JOKES ABOUT SUICIDE

Olmsted Falls High School

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Roll call before the pants fall

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy