Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
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the milk man family consists of seven holy people.
first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.
next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, meganโs gf, and sophiaโs waipoo. sheโs very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evianโs gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.
megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elenaโs pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, sheโs actually a loli.
pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. heโs also a very anti-social furry.
evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how itโs spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.
those are all the godly milk man family members so far
omg i wish i was in the milk man family!
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Often used with the hash tag, FRF, is a day dedicated to sexual relationships between relatives.
James - What you're doing tonight?
Henry- I'm gonna fuck my cousin.
James - Oh yh, it's family ram friday.
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Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.
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When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
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also see FRS
Family Radio Service
note: channels 1 to 14 are offically FRS channels, and the new channels 15 to 22 are old GMRS channels that are now in most FRS radios.
frequencies in MHz
Channel 01 462.5625
Channel 02 462.5875
Channel 03 462.6125
Channel 04 462.6375
Channel 05 462.6625
Channel 06 462.6875
Channel 07 462.7125
Channel 08 467.5625
Channel 09 467.5875
Channel 10 467.6125
Channel 11 467.6375
Channel 12 467.6625
Channel 13 467.6875
Channel 14 467.7125
Channel 15 462.5500
Channel 16 462.5750
Channel 17 462.6000
Channel 18 462.6250
Channel 19 462.6500
Channel 20 462.6750
Channel 21 462.7000
Channel 22 462.7250
Radioshack is now selling FRS radios really cheap, everyone should buy one.
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Immediate family - the ability to be able to stay married to the same jerk for the duration, so that you children will be able to say the goodbyes at funerals showings when a loved one passes on.
Only a jerk would tell a grandchild that they can watch their grandmother suffer for months then not allow them to attend the viewing as it is for immediate family only.
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