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what you scream when you try to scarf down your own salt covered foot
"i'd put salt on it, and try to eat it and be like...AWW, THAT'S MY FOOT!
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To carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a shit)
*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
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When a woman is giving a man fellatio while pinching both his nipples and inserting both her big toes into his anus.
Yea dude, Matt and I totally competed against who could hold out the longest from an Italian Foot Bone.
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He's so annoying, he's a fucking foot flexer.
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Flat foot originated in early American military. Referring to a soliders center feet not being arched upward. The heal, ball, and center are all in line. This would result in thier supposed abilities to move quickly in danger, aim under pressure, march like the rest, and would stand out.
2nd definition came over time do to how flat footed people would act do to thier conditions.
So flatfoot would refer to any people who didn't want to do thier job, lazy, slow, bad posture, 9 to 5er just for the paycheck, screw over their fellow man, taking credit for others work do to their ability.
1st. There's a flat foot in our squad, we might need to stay back. Where only as strong as our weakes member, the flat foot.
2nd. If you wanna hire someone from the union thats fine. But your gonna pay flat foot prices done by flat foot people.
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When someone is turned on by someone who gets turned by feet. However, someone with a foot fetish fetish hates feet.
Jon: Put your shoes back on!
Kim: But I thought you had a foot fetish.
Jon: No, I have a foot fetish fetish. I only get turned on by people with foot fetishes.
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