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The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.
Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.
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something reggie just did
he is a sexy boy and so is his DAD!
Reggie just did natural gas when i was talking to his dad and him
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When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases
Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask
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Cobb County, GA is northwest Atlanta. This is the real “nawfside”, contrary to the beliefs of gwinnett, Cherokee county, and north fulton. Cobb is generally divided into 4 parts.
East Cobb is one of the richest areas in the state. It’s majority white, and there are lots of million dollar homes. When most people think of cobb county, this is typically what comes to mind, but all of cobb isn’t like this. The inhabitants privileged and called east cobb snobs.
West Cobb is perhaps the most diverse side of cobb. It includes marietta square, which is boujee, but there are a lot of minorities where west cobb meets south cobb. Likewise, the are a lot of rednecks where it mixes in with Paulding county. The area is like an average upper middle class suburb, though there are some “hoods” scattered.
North cobb gives cobb a bad rep. There are some hood areas and a good amount of low income families, but there are also beautiful rich neighborhoods close to Kennesaw State University and the mall. Lots of racists and drug addicts live here though as well as brainwashed republican blacks.
South Cobb is basically the westside of Atlanta. Zone 1 police comes out here because it’s literally down the street, they just change the street name from hollowell when you leave Atlanta city limits. Because it’s so close to Bankhead and other hoods, there are some gangs and typical inner city activities. Cumberland and Braves stadium are boujee though due to white people who visit from other areas.
Atlanta native: Dem boys from Cobb County, GA. They rich as hell out there, them boys aint bout nun.
Cobb native: .....you mean east cobb.
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Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".
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The phrase used by the character Impossibear in the Cartoon Hangover series Bravest Warriors. After receiving a stick from the Emotion Lord, Impossibear walks around the hideout, chanting ''Gas Powered Stick!'' and bonking people on the head with it. The episode ends with a flashy card reading said phrase, with music singing "Gas Powered Stick! It Never Runs Outta Gas!"
"Hey, what's that stick you have there?"
"A GAS-POWERED STICK!!"
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The act of tossing some salad and the receiver of said salad tossing passes gas in your face. This act not only tastes and smells like a salad bought at a gas station, it also has the same degrading effect on your intestines.
I took Barbara out for a nice seafood dinner, and all I ended up with was a gas station salad.
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