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on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!
Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??
To be temporary or in the place of
I think you should be my interim girlfriend.
The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date
Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together
Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day
The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
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A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter