Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo

Look at his hairy eccles

Hairy schlong

Aka hairy penis

U say to your mom u have a hairy schlong

Hairy Iguana

Rubbing your penis in a woman's pubic hair so that it looks like it it covered in hair

The girl had so much bush it made for a great hairy iguana

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time

You man has a hairy flange

Hairy booger

A hairy non shaven vagina.

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.