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"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".
Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".
Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:
Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?
Customer: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.
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When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.
Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.
Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!
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Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.
- See ya tomorrow!
- Ok! Have fun, get laid! ;)
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A tongue-in-cheek query that someone asks his buddy when they are engaged in a horridly-boring and/or disagreeable task. Intended to lighten the mood and sympathize with your co-worker about the less-than-pleasant job/situation.
Dude, helping his buddy to sweep up piles of scattered wood-shavings in a warehouse they're tidying up: "Are we having fun yet?"
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it's an albanian-kosovar idiom meaning to fail to the ground.
avdia: I am such an unlucky person!
you: yeah, dude. you have farted in a bottle.
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Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed
Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?
Friend: idk but I have to pee...
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It must have been a dream, there's no other term
I opened my eyes, and there was a ghost. I started panicking. My eyes suddenly opened up once again; I sat up straight, "It must have been a dream."
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