Split Her Pins

To part a womens legs to gain access to her sweet vagina

Melissa is so hot, i can't wait to split her pins and taste that sweetness!

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tell her to GTFO.

Code for your friend to kindly tell a ladyfriend to GTFO

Me: Hey Charlie, tell her to GTFO.

Charlie: Madam, I think it is time you retire... so GTFO.

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Rainbow Do-Her

An extremely prestigious porn-star that is only known to celebrities or people of the highest upper class.

Each of her movies are 2 minutes long and 2 thousand dollars

Wealthy British Man: "Jeeves!!! Go get me a Rainbow Do-Her Video!!!!"

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pee in her butt

a fine girl

db: did you see that girl?
JWest: yeah, i'd pee in her butt

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whats-her-face

Annoying as fuck combination of words that dosent indentify a person, it is essantialy identifying their face!

Dude1: Dude, i smoked out that one girl, um whats-her-face? uh-

Dude 2: Dude, stop right there, are you asking what her face is, or asking who she is? If you want to know who she is, then fucking say Whats-her-name!

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wrote on her wall

The current facebook craze seems to take credit for the term 'write on her wall'. In reality, this term comes from the ancient art form of splooging baby batter , man milk or nut butter on one's back.

For international flair, try writing on her wall after the mexican chilidog

When my girlfriend passed out after drunken sloppy hate sex, and I still hadn't gotten my rocks off, so i jacked off and wrote on her wall.

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Checking her oil

The act of fingering a newly met girl while in public.

Dude, he bought her a drink and within an hour he was checking her oil on the dance floor.

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