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I'm about to fall out... I need to hit the whistle to stay awake.
A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
That dude is HIT positive.
Ever notice how these one-hitters are so shielded these days?
The act of hitting dinky ass grounders that just escape the reach of the fielders. Usually only performed by little pussies who can't hit
"God John, stop Pep Hitting. Be a real man and hit dingers."
Passing an obnoxiously smelling fart that lingers for a long period of time.
(Credit to phrase original maker Dr. Khan, Buckhannon Wv.)
Honey, you were just in the bathroom and it’s bad. Did you hit the skunk?
I had a lot of wings today, it is probably gonna really hit the skunk.
I was in the elevator the other day and this guy hit the skunk so bad it stayed in the elevator for weeks.
Someone really hit the skunk in that bathroom, I wouldn’t go in there if I were you.
When you hit the skunk, you pass a fart that is so nasty it lingers for a long period of time
When you Hit the skunk you pass a horrible fart that lingers and smells for a long period of time.
Man I was really hitting the skunk yesterday
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~A statement used when a person has the ability to rip a bong with such skill and speed that when the lighter is used, they only need to use it very briefly.
~To get completely blazed as fast as you can
Jefferson: Hey man, look at him rip that bong!!
Peterson: S**t, he's ripping it like a B**ch
Jefferson: He's hitting the Fire.
Peterson: Amen.