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Where you commit the incest on your sister or brother or someone your related to.
What are you doing brother! - stacey
Im sweet home alabamaing you! - John
Oh no - Stacey
Oh no ive been Sweet home Alabama'd - Stacey
Yes YES YOU HAVE!!!!!! - John
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A large, cookie cutter, cheaply made apartment building with all amenities included (gym, playroom, dog grooming center, etc). Millennial Nursing Homes cost $3,600 a month for a one bedroom unit, and that will go up by another $600 in a year. They are soulless structures with endless hallways, chosen for convenience and nothing else.
"I just got a new job in the city. I'm going to look for an apartment at the Millennial Nursing Home near the bus stop."
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(Noun) Sometimes used in an ironic sense to define an abstract feeling of annoyance towards not just homework but the odd grammatical rules of other languages specifically, Spanish.
After sitting through that agonizing Spanish class session, I grudgingly started on the assigned Work de home.
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A definition of GHB that has been used by exactly 8 people.
Officer Morgan from the D.A.R.E. program told us about Georgia Home Boy right after he told us that marijuana eventually leads to smoking crack.
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1. Literally, when someone leaves their house and forgets to turn off their lights.
2. Joe Biden
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John: hey, let's go across the street and drop in on Bob.
Jim: I don't think he's home right now.
John: but his lights are on
Jim: yeah, but I saw him leave a while ago, he must've forgot to turn off his lights when he left again, he does that a lot.
John: damn, I was really looking forward to having a few beers and some great conversation with him!
2. Joe Biden is literally the definition of 'the lights are on, but nobody's home.' I mean he has a brain, (or wait does he?), I mean at least I think he has a brain, but we never see it used and it doesn't work properly most of the time, he's alive and here physically but mentally he's dead and gone.
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A Stay At Home Bro is someone who sits on his butt at home, all day, either watching TV or playing video games, from the time he gets up from bed, until he feels like he's had his fill for the day, and goes to sleep. A Stay At Home Bro will take the occasional nap, a short break to see what food can be found in the kitchen, or even take a restroom break to pee out of boredom. Usually unemployed, and usually not one to go through full-time credit hour semesters in college, the Stay At Home Bro will often resort to mooching to meet life's daily needs, especially when it comes to who will buy him lunch or in more extreme cases, pay for his cable and/or internet bill.
I'm not paying the cable/internet bill this month. I'm not supporting the habits of a Stay At Home Bro.
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Sexual act: the female is giving the man a blowjob and right before climax, the man pulls his penis out and smacks the the female in the cheek right at the point of ejaculation leaving a smear of semen across her face. Sound effects of a bat hitting a baseball are helpful.
After the game, I took Sally back to my place and after a great blowjob, I gave her a Bronx Home Run.
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