human canvas

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.

“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night”
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”

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the human centipede

Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.

My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.

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human traffic cone

According to Stefon for Saturday Night Live: "It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them."

Pull up right there and park between those two human traffic cones

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Human After All

What Guy-Manuel De Homeme-Cristo and Thomas Bangalter turn out to be

We are human after all
Flesh uncovered after all

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human engineering problem

a case where the real challenge is to modify or control human behavior rather than design a technological solution. Sometimes used sarcastically (by techies) to imply that a problem is not due to technological deficiencies, but to the fact that humans are so poorly designed.

We know how to produce enough food to feed the world. Eliminating hunger is primarily a human engineering problem.

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Last Days of Humanity

Probably the most brutal band that ever existed. HARD GOREGRIND!!!!!

Last Days of Humanity makes Cannibal Corpse look like a silly little rock band.

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Cards Against Humanity

The reason I'm going to hell.

Cards Against Humanity is the best party game ever!

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