Charity Work

Beating your meat like it owes you money.

Last night I was very busy doing charity work, I collected money 17 times!

2👍 9👎

pretend-to-work truck

Pick-up type truck driven by unemployed construction worker seeking to project an air of employment.

'Work-truck?' He hasn't worked in years. More like his wife's 'work truck' or his pretend-to-work truck.

79👍 10👎

that's SO working for you

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

49👍 6👎

Light Work

Light work means that someOne is bad at fighting, and you can easily beat them up. ( Elasia and Debrah can’t weave)

Elasia and Debrah can’t weave so they are light work

3👍 15👎

masa works design

listen to them 👍

guy 1: "bro imagine not listening to masa works design"
guy 1's mom: "are you high again?"

work you over

1.) To perform a job by beating one into submission; to beat a person, stopping at the point of death; to perform a dirty job by beating a person into exhaustion; a continuous beating, never spending too long in one place

2.) To perform a job sexually; to "work" a person so hard to the point of exhaustion; to bring satisfaction continuously and to all places of the body

1.) Bitch! I'm going to work you over till there isn't one part of you that isn't bruised, bleeding and crying for yo mom!!

2.) Lay down! Baby, I'm going to work you over till your toes curl and you are screaming my name.

69👍 9👎

all in a day's work

What you say when you save the world.

*throws up plastic disc towards sky that breaks through the window of a terrorist suicide bomber plane and slices the terrorist's head off, leaving the pilot to safely land the plane*

All in a day's work.

47👍 6👎