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Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!
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Ah good you're here. Let me continue. You have stolen my heart for some time now... And after a year of us being together through all of the shit we put each other through, I know that one day I want to grow old with you. I want to kiss you passionately even after I have a head full of grey and a bad case of dementia. Even then I'll know you're the one for me
Till the end of time<333 .... Till Death Do Us Part<3<3
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when your fictional crush ends you in real life
I cant belive corlam had a wifu end lifu time :((((
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Taking a dump on a girls chest while getting jacked off.
Steve: Hannah gave me a solid "Front End Loader" last night.
Russ: Oh yeah? That girl has great multitasking skills!
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"Thanks for voting for me, now please piss off" (the "business end" of a politician)
"I am holy, you are not; and this is the "BUSINESS END" of a vicar. Piss off."
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This Extension to Game End Is a common order at the restaurant fortnite
"Uhh, Can I Get A Large Game End With Cheese, And Can i Get That Shit BONELESS"
"Yea, Shure, One LGEWC Please!"
Take a nice long shit in a condom freeze it. Slide it into your womans ass then slide the other end in your own ass and fuck each other with it till satisfied.
Did a double ended alaskan pipeline with the missus my asshole has never been so sore
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