When you fill a vagina with Nutella and proceed to eat it out.
Guy 1: Bro, what's up with all the Nutella?
Guy 2: I'm gonna get an Italian peach.
Guy 1: Dude that's gonna be tasty.
Guy 2: Yup
A right shit whose also Italian
A person who can't stop talking about how they are Italian and how Italian food is the best
"Dude, Ranchero won't stop bragging about his pasta"
"I know he's such an Italian Shit"
When you do anal and pull out to a thick coating of poo on your cock
"Dude, why'd you call me at 3am last night?"
"Stacy gave me a nasty Italian Churro and I needed counseling."
"Shit, man."
"You're telling me."
Masturbating using pizza grease
Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger
Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.
I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer
An old Italian woman who thinks she is whispering but speaks so loudly that everyone can hear; in turn, embarrassing herself and everyone around her
Everyone heard what my mom said because she is an Italian whisperer.