Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?
Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
Jason Is the guy that always dates the pretty girls the girls that everyone likes and super buff at that.
Jason D is cool dude
The absolute love of my life
Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry
A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.
Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.
A fictional crime dude that kills random people and spawned a meme.
"Jesus Christ! Thats Jason Bourne!" Quote from the movie: Jason Bourne.
The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.
There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up