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when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......
Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.
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A sock that placed on the penis to assist in masturbation.
Dave: dude, what's with that sock?
Jake: don't touch it! That's the jerk off sock.
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Also referred to as "Jerk-off fasting", A technique used by men where you do not jerk-off for 3 or more days straight to obtain the most pleasure possible for when you finally do jerk-off after your fasting.
Brian: "Dude, i don't get pleasure from jerking off anymore."
Gary: "Do the Jerk-off Diet!"
Brian: "Good idea!"
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When a Muslim is sitting in a corner and a bunch of Americans cum all over him.
40 thousand people Bin Laden Jerked on 1 guy.
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a stubborn, unreasonable person
unwilling to listen to the other side
I've given up trying to explain it to him. He's a pig headed jerk.
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our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos
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I'll meet you on battlenet in a sec, I just have to jerk my meat first.
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