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one who squeals like a girl when getting teabagged by someone five years older than him
"what a pussy. i would have thought you were man enough for this. fuckin jimmy reynolds..."
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Tosser that seems to present 72% of Channel 4's output, especially their 100 Greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. He must have a damn good agent, though.
"I wonder who'll be presenting The 100 Greatest Nazi War Atrocities on Channel 4? Oh look, it's that wanker Jimmy Carr. Can't they afford somebody better or something?"
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When you were expecting the dick to taste gross cause of the person it was connected to but it honestly wasn't that bad.
Friend, "How was last night bitch"
Me, "not as bad as I thought actually, he turned out to be a Jimmy-Dean"
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man i met this girl and she gave me the jimmy neutron in the back of tha nissan.
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To be screwed over; To get the sausage. To get dicked over.
To reference the dick or trouser sausage.
Man, when he got fired, he got the "Jimmy Dean".
She needs the "Jimmy Dean"
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When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
I'm going to get you two! 😭 I've been Jimmy Kimmeled!
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While masturbating, some men, and usually using lubricant, rub a spot on their penis that causes their leg to shake. Much like scratching a dog when getting scratched in the right way makes their leg shake.
John: Dude, I think the guy in the men's room was masturbating in the stall.
Adam: How do you know?
John: He had the jimmy leg goin and everything!
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