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an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
you KNOW what this means!
Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now
A Slippery Johnyy is the act of a sexual partner filling their mouth with your urine and then proceeding to give you a blow job. Once you have blown your load, the extra liquid injection causes an explosion of flavor to burst from their mouth.
Person 1: I heard you hooked up with Tiffany, I heard she was a freak!
Person 2: She really is, she is so freaky, she gave me a Slippery Johnny.
When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.
Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!
A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone