I know what you mean...

A variation of "that's what she said." Usually expressed with obvious knowledge, but in fact, they are taking your words completely out of context.

Sam: Are Tracey and Caleb expecting kids soon?
Leslie: No... they're just taking some time to get to know each other...
Sam: Ohh, I know what you mean...
Leslie: *confused stare*

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Do you know da wae

A dead meme that originated from VRchat

One question. Do you know da wae?

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you know why I said that right?

Common phrase heard from Norman "Nick". He says this whenever he wants to place emphasis on something that he just said. Usually, he'll say this after he says something that he considers to be bold and will want to flex what he just did.

Norman "Nick":" I just read this entire book in one night"
Henry: "Ok?"
Norman "Nick": "You know why I said that right?"
**the whole time, Norman “Nick” was trying to flex that he read a book and did something productive**

it's funny, you know...cuz it's a joke

A phrase used after making an unsuccesful joke to make the people who heard it feel like they missed something.

Bob: "Chuck Mangione is awesome!"
Bill: "That's what she said!"
Bob: ?
Bill: It's funny, you know...cuz it's a joke.

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Shower, eat and let you know

This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.

Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.

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Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer.

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

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I don’t know what to do

UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys

I’m very confused and am unsure as to what I should do.

My friend said I know the truth and that I shouldn’t be worrying. But things are getting really tough.

Will the stock market crash soon or will WW3 break out soon? That would kinda give me an advantage.

I don’t know what to do.

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