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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016


last minute money

When you reach the level where you have the ability to purchase a plane ticket or other significant purchase at the last minute.

Oh, girl I can buy that plane ticket, I got last minute money!

by Kaliente April 27, 2017


Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022


Sho [Last Name]

me

Person A: do you know Sho Last Name
Me: Yes, it's me

by Sho [Last Name] July 25, 2021


Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO

I'm not good enough to long last.

by Niagra falls231 April 15, 2023


My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 25, 2023


Elusive Last

A Middle-Eastern Jidahi oath to never snitch on your cell, and die in glory.

"Remember your Elusive Last, brother."

by westside215 July 28, 2024