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When God Gives You Lemons...

YOU FIND A NEW GOD!

From the Power Thirst commerical.

Joe: When God gives you lemons...
Nick: FIND A NEW GOD!
Joe: WHAT?!
Nick: I love the Power Thirst commercial.

by [The Creator] January 30, 2008

205πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


when life gives you lemons

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!-Words of cave johnson

While cave johnson yells about lemons
Glados starts maoning saying *YEAH*

so dont tell cave johnson When life gives you lemons

by Alessmax May 18, 2011

214πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

by SCL-SL October 27, 2008

39πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Easy Peezy Squeez my Lemons

Said once in Pokimane's stream. Means that something was/is easy

Pokimane: Let's go we got the kills.

Random player: That was easy peezy squeez my lemons

by School sucks dilliam October 5, 2021


help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

30πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


West Virginia Lemon Head

It's when you are giving oral sex to a women and she pisses, cums, and bleeds all at the same time.

West Virginia Lemon Head

by Mr. Sicko February 4, 2011

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

by theogcooler April 23, 2018

16πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž