Random
Source Code
Random
Chewing gum while having sex with a chick in front of a group of people the Male spits his gum out and slaps it with a open hand into the cheering crowd.
Hey dude! Your gum hit me last night when you were pulling a "Mr. Perfect"
66👍 26👎
The Sociology And Government Teacher at Northwest high School. He is pessimistic, sarcastic, and always looks pissed off. He enjoys pain and suffering, cheating on his wife, and being depressed. He loves to pick on the freshman. Give long fill in the blank tests and embarrass students.
"Mr. Orr"; Victims are you ready?
21👍 6👎
The shitty ass vice principal of gems American academy who probably shares more traits with fucking slender man than he does with humans.
Holy shit, that man is almost as bad as Mr Klinkhammer.
21👍 6👎
When a girl performs oral sex and leaves your penis polished to perfection. A Wet Shinny Dick.
Suck my dick bitch, Mr. Clean, Whoop! -Lil' B the BasedGod
22👍 6👎
A Mrs McKnzie is a loving and affectionate australian term for a mother who is kind and friendly to all. In particular her son's handsome English friends who visit regularly to check that her vulva is in good working order.
Rich and Sharples Glass-coffee-tabled Mrs McKenzie before performing the infamous Eifel Tower and Golden Gate Bridge.
37👍 13👎
An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.
Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.
25👍 7👎
PIB = princess in bed. Mr. PIB is a name for a guy who's selfish in bed and only cares about his own sexual pleasure. He frequently instructs his partner what to do in order to maximize his pleasure. I'll bet you'd prefer the soda.
"DEEPER!"
"Okay, Mr. Pib. I'm practically choking here, but anything to get you off."
14👍 3👎