The most like homie in all of the landšš¼š³, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz coronaā¢ can. Strong advocate of Mikeās Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemonsšš¤¤
Friend One: Ayo š
±ļøoss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for youš
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz coronaā¢ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat
Legend has it his kicks can shatter stone.. Always there for his boys, never leaves a man behind..
That's not Mike Keiran is it?
It is! Were saved! Long live the king :D
True definition of a supertech
Look at that mike biddle go he is the supertech
When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.
Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.
Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?
Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own headā¦the patron saint of newcomer swagā¦good friend very spiritual but will still knock someoneās top off if temptedā¦will do anything for his gangā¦has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beardsā¦a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesnāt need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their pantiesā¦.
Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it
A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction
Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business
monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.
āThat guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!ā