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mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the landšŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ˜³, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz coronaā„¢ can. Strong advocate of Mikeā€™s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemonsšŸ˜šŸ¤¤

Friend One: Ayo šŸ…±ļøoss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for youšŸ‘€
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz coronaā„¢ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 20, 2019


mike keiran

Legend has it his kicks can shatter stone.. Always there for his boys, never leaves a man behind..

That's not Mike Keiran is it?

It is! Were saved! Long live the king :D

by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023


Mike biddle

True definition of a supertech

Look at that mike biddle go he is the supertech

by Kirbturd October 13, 2023


Pulling a Mike

When a person has to go pee when there is work to be done.

Kris: Can you come give me a hand of this project.
Tony: Hold on I gotta go pee.

Kris: Damn are you pulling a Mike?

by Devo1 November 15, 2018


mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own headā€¦the patron saint of newcomer swagā€¦good friend very spiritual but will still knock someoneā€™s top off if temptedā€¦will do anything for his gangā€¦has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beardsā€¦a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesnā€™t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their pantiesā€¦.

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021


Mike Dyson

A gaffer who is known for his prowess at hoofing massive rails of cocaine and/or ketamine with hoover like suction

Fucking hell did you see the Dog at the Italo rave last night? He was rocking some proper Mike Dyson business

by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021


Mike Nesmith

monkee/country John Lennon with a little bit of nonce thrown in and the inheritor of the wite-out corporation. very edgy. a real Hyde/Masterson situation.

ā€œThat guy seems like a real Mike Nesmith. Yuck!ā€

by sentimentalrubbish January 9, 2021