vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it

🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.

You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?

the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.

This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie

Romeo Capulet name

A last name so unpleasant that it causes men to say, 'If that were my surname, I'd defy social norms & forget my macho pride by taking my bride's name upon marriage!'

When I worked in a pizzeria, we had a customer whose last name meant "Mr. Booger/ Snot" in German!
"Please meet Mr. Wentworth & his sister Mrs. Wentworth. . ."
"WTF? Do the Wentworths marry their cousins??!"
"Nope. His brother-in-law's bachelor name is Herrlein Rotz, which means 'Senorito Snot' in German!"
"Wow! What a Romeo Capulet name!"

Stupid Name Miriam

Commonly used to refer to Miriam, who has a stupid name, only bested by her own intellectual stupidity.

Stupid Name Miriam bombed the stats test.

the boy named "Q"

This is a boy whose name begins with a Q so everyone just calls him Q. He is very cute and all the ladies love him, especially the dirty ones, they cant seem to leave him alone. He is a tall linky kid who believes he is a meathead. He is very caring and very innocent, but he knows how to party with the boys. He is going to be the average white dad, he is halfway there because he already drinks black coffee. But Q is annoying because he wont be a thing with any girl because he is going to college in like a long time so he doesnt wanna break anyones heart. but its not like i like Q or anything.

Omg look, its the boy named "Q"

A pocket full of names

Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.

Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.