That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.
"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."
Full of misinformation, but calling it facts.
The girl was full of shit, and wanted to come off as believable.
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used to describe someone or something when it is exceptionally good, above average.
i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.
John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.