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when you use your jaw as a penetration device during sex
After giving her some tongue I switched to a turkish can opener.
Questionable actions (specifically those of loose women or women lacking a strong moral fiber) that take place anywhere tin cans and/or various other debris are present.
<i>walking up Limestone with Mattbro1 after breakfast at Tolly Ho's after work</i> - "Wonder what kind of tin can sluttery goes on here after the bars close?"
the act of double-penetration in a single orifice, usually the vagina
The exact origins of the Turkish can opener are unknown, but I did this last weekend, so we could say that it started there, for historical purposes.
Girl: Owee!!!
Other Girl: WTF mate?
Girl: I'm in major pain, my BF and his BFF did a Turkish can opener on my snooch last night.
Other Girl: Ooh, what's a Turkish can opener?
Girl: One cannot be told about a Turkish can opener. You have to feel it for yourself.
secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques
dont make me open this can of worms on your ass now, hear?
The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.
Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.
Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!