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A hard-on.
I woke up this morning with a humungus hard one.
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When a group of co-workers go to the local bar for 1 drink after a long work day. One and done's usually involve trash talking and extremely inappropriate conversations that make other people at the bar feel uncomfortable. It is very common that the participants of one and done will have more than just one drink. However, the term was created to make people feel better about their life choices
Hey Bob, one and done after work?
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Nickname for former Canadian professional ice hockey player Wayne Gretzky.
The Great One is the only person to have his jersey number retired league wide in the NHL.
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Slang term for chewing tobacco in New Hampshire
yo meet me in the bathroom i need a wet one wicked bad
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the newest turd that microsoft shit out of thier asses.it makes the wii u look like a masterpiece. it is the one way to multitask. it is also nightquil. this is also so big that i will need to remodel my house to fit it through my front door. it is the new definition of shit.it is also full of fat cardinals.
i just took a xbox one in the bathroom. it might be a little stinky.please turn on the fan.
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In poker, a bad player at the table. Good players rely on live ones to play too many hands, and thus give away their money by making mistakes.
Almost anyone would be a live one in the high stakes poker games in Vegas since they would get outplayed by the top professionals.
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The Xbox One is when, during intercourse, the male party member takes a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of MtDew and empties them on the female partner as he climaxes.
Jeremy- I gave Sarah The Xbox One last night
Phil- Duuude! No way!
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