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National post your gf day
Girl: why’d you post me
Boy:it’s October 4
Girl: so
Boy:it’s national post your gf day I get to post about you and brag how amazing you are
Slap your friend day slap your friend except for your short ones
Mike wazowski:October 22 I get to slap u
Bob the builder:Nuuuuuu
Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)
october 22nd is hit matt day
Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh
Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J
Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J
National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.
"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"
Widely known as Halloween where children go door to door extorting candy from people while wearing costumes. Also known as stop-this-bullshit-day-stuff day
1) hey man, are you excited for October 31?
2)yeah I love Halloween!
1)nah man, it's the day when people stop define the current date like dumbasses!