The Old Dick Twist

When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.

Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK

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old world blues

Being so wrapped up in nostalgia for the past that you can not see or be a part of the current or future world.

Joe-24: See how he sit in that rocking chair, staring at nothing even though the hypnotron is on?
Jeb-16: Leave old #3 alone, Joe. He's just thinking about when food didn't come in squeeze tubes.
J-24: Haha, food always came in squeeze tubes! ...didn't they?
J-16: ...dem Old World Blues.

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13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

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the old in-out in-out

1. Copulation. Best said by Alex, of A Clockwork Orange.

1. "No time for the old in-out in-out, love. Just came to check the meter."

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Old Garden Toothpaste

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Orange Face

A term for president Donald Trump, used mainly in the black community, where it originated, but also by anti-Trump protesters in general.

President Trump was asked if he was planning nuclear talks with North Korea's Kim Jong Un, and Old Orange Face said he would meet with him for “a hamburger” — No he didn't! I don't believe this guy!

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for old times' sake

as a way of remembering something pleasent from the past

Honestly, our theater group should reunite – just for old times' sake.

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