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V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.
Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.
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When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch
The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl
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Off The Block can be refered to any street in any city. It consist of a group of people hanging out in an area mostly likely a corner or in front of a store to represent where they are from.
1) that's my nigga ju-juoff the block
2) meet me at that spotoff the block
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Take the whole roll of toilet paper, and clog the toilet with an impenetrable wad. Now arch your hips, and let out a steaming vile pile of the most foul rodent your stomach can wrestle. This lets the your stinky meatload airiate into the most gut-wrenching treasure trove anyone could find!
When I came into the cabin I saw 2 campers running out laughing, it took not more than one breath to realize our cabin smelled like rotten sewage. When i looked into the toilet was when i realized us rollerbladers had fallen victim to what I had later learned was known as the block Island.
I feel bad for whoever had to un-clog that messy pot of mumbo-gumbo.
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cock blocked...not getting any pussy when you really need it because of unforseen forces beyond your control
I am getting c-blocked from all angles...either my girlfriend gets a phone call or someone comes to her house right when we are ready or I'm on line chatting with some hot babe and my computer crashes.
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the area in which all the BOOOOOOYS hang out at school, bunch of good cunts there, brotherhood.
Sanjay: you going to kick it at C BLOCK today at lunch bro?
Gulas: of course!
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the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas.
jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble.
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