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An extremely large white-tail deer that is 8 feet tall and weighs 12,000 pounds. 30 point antlers, with 15 points on each side. It can summon many hundreds of other turdy point bucks, and can disappear in an instant. A hunter encountered one, and shot at it with the Combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun, but missed, sending the hunter on a life long quest to "get dat turdy point buck".
(Both with heavy midwest accents)
Person 1: Did ya see da turdy pointer?
Person 2: No clyde. But I'm gonna get dat Turdy point buck.
When you take a shit on somebody’s chest and then proceed to motorboat it afterward.
Yo, Kevin!! I gave James Charles a wicked High Point Mixer last night!
to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums
after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain
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A "3-point" turn that requires more than three points to complete due to either the road being very narrow, or the vehicle being too big.
I was driving the SUV down a narrow street and realized I was going in the wrong direction, so I did a 17 Point Turn. If I had to shift gears one more time, I think my arm would have fallen off.
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Phrase: orgin unknown
1. Phrase meaning the end of a conversation, usually inserted to the end of a sentence when the speaker is tired of the subject.
2. Phrase attached to the end of a sentence in order to express a strong point.
"Don't mess with me, point blank and period"
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A town in NY where all the kids smoke pot. AKA Stoner Point. There is nothing to do but get screwed up.
Woah, he must be a pothead, he lives in Stony Point, NY!
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a phrase used to communicate that you just had sex
I finally had sex with my last girlfriend. After we finally did it for the first time, I reached across her, grabbed my cell, and text my friend "10 points for Gryffindor!"
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