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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 30, 2022


Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.

My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!

by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024


spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023


Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao

Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat

by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019


Sack-Bat

One who is always found wherever the dope sack is.

Sara and I were having a great time, until she heard joe left, then she left, the sack-bat flew off

by Mackenzie Wetterstrom June 7, 2020


bat man

a man who likes to go around in a costume raping bats.

the bat man raped my bat

by terickbrannen February 10, 2018


Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019