Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

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Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

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willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

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Jingle Juice

A holiday version of jungle juice in which kids in college reunite with their high school friends and throw a large party in which they serve "jingle juice". They do this in hopes to get very drunk and impress their high school friends by being "experienced" in college. However, they will make it too strong and everyone will be sick and passed out by the end of the night.

A: Dude, did you drink the Jingle Juice last night?
B: Yeah, I don't remember anything past 9!

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ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

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Juice Joint

Marijuana cigarette which has been laced with crack.

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.

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wank juice

the product of when you wank off

dammit jim! you didn't wash your wank juice off the ceiling!

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