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I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.

What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

by Vampirejerk May 21, 2023


You're fucking fucked

An exclamation used when an individual informs another as to the dire state of their current existence.

The additional superlative is used when the statement, "you're fucked" does not adequately describe the situation.

The phrase has originated from Australia, circa 20th century.

Oi Matt, you're fucking fucked!

by DiiWhizDan December 31, 2018


You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

by JaVonni Brustow May 31, 2021


You're stupid

The phrase you say to someone who is stupid.

Guy 1: Women aren't real!
Guy 2: You're stupid.

by MrBoyGuyMan February 12, 2023


Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 28, 2023


you're gay

something you say to your homie when he is smiling to much while you two fuck. If he's looking at you a little to hard say this and it should detour him.

homie 1:*smiles uncontrollably while getting railed by homie 2*
homie 2: you're gay

by Homie_number_1 February 13, 2023


If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023